Post by mavis waters. on Jan 10, 2008 23:12:34 GMT -5
baby britain feels the best,
let's talk about you,
name, chelsea.
age, i'm as old as the title of my favorite song on the new rilo kiley cd, figure it out.
experience, i've only been roleplaying three months.
times 4568743683!
password, forty year old virgin,in other words manz.
mister mavis macaulay waters,
full name, mavis macaulay waters.
gender, mail man.
age, sixteen and a half.
sexuality, opposites attract.
social status, high schooler.
grade, junior.
career, fuck no.
portrayed by, michael cera.
you put yourself apart,
likes, running, his room, orange tic tacs, smiling, snow, swimming, hand holding, cuddling, exercise, head bands, music, guitar, the ladies, laughing, white teeth, canada, massages, little kids, literature, art, and high fives.
dislikes, people, the sound of knuckles cracking, pulled muscles, the way some guys act, obnoxious folks, lonliness, her family, soda, getting sick, pony tails, getting hit, when people eat with their mouths open, jumping jacks, being so pale, the war, old people, babies, broken bones, hard candy, colds, hang nails, and birds.
flaws, he lives off of orange tick tac, he won't trust you, & he tends to ramble when meeting somebody new.
secrets, mavis wants a real relationship with a girl who actually understand him. he hasn't really truly had a girlfriend, ever. he also wants to get a job before he's eighteen. not to mention a car that actually works well. mavis would also apperciate a true friend.
personality, sweetheart ,, Most men like to describe themselves as sweet hearts in front of females that they only want to get with. However, none of them ever seem as genuine as Mavis Waters. The boy that has been raised up to have a fine pair of manners. The male is a really nice guy and is always putting other people's needs in front of his own. That's not all - Mavis is also one to always compliment a person. Hearing good things always raises peoples spirit and Mavis is certainly not somebody who likes being around downers. Even if half of his friends are pesstimists he's the guy they go to to be cheered up which really does make Mavis feel somewhat honored. He loves being able to say that he made somebody smile today. He's got quite the sense of humor and can make even the seriousiest sister crack a smile. Mavis really is a good guy and isn't one to play the ladies. They're actually the ones who mess him up. It's a sad story but Mavis knows eventually that he'll find that special someone so until then he continues to flatter the females but usually it never works. He's so very innocent and needs some work in that field but he knows it'll come someday. Not many people know what a nice guy he is and don't even give him a chance because he's got such an unattractive mug which really is a shame since one of the things Mavis lives by and many others should as well is the fact that looks don't matter and never should.
soft spoken ,, Unfortunately, Mavis Waters isn't very out going. He's very reserved and would rather be around one or two close friends then a big group of people. He's not one to just go up to a random stranger and carry out a long conversation with a person. He usually doesn't even like talking to new people. However, with that sweet side of his he always make sure he's polite when speaking with new people. Mavis is awfully shy around the opposite sex. He usually begins to fidget and his words begin to fall a part. His palms start to perspire and he basically just becomes a wreck. However, this is only around a select few females, for the most part. Mavis's pretty cool around girls he's known and befriended over time. However new girls that decided to just waltz into his life and young woman with extra pretty mugs are the ones who get to him and make him so very nervous. It's probably the only reason Mavis is afraid to hold hands with a girl or physichally flirt with one becase he knows his pores the leak such salty tears will ruin everything so he sees no point in trying at times. However, Mavis is rather talkative once you get to know him. He can go on for hours and hours. Awkward silences are something he tries to avoid at all cost and he'll be the one babbling till the end of time until the conversation picks up. Still when around new people Mavis has a guard up and only on occasions will he let it down so be fully prepared with first meeting him because the slightest thing can turn him so far off and you won't even know until the next time you want to see him and he continues to ignore you. He's done it before but the boys got some pretty polite manners so chances are even if you are annoying he'll make himself suffer just to please you.
focused ,, As a child it was almost extremely difficult to get Mavis's attention. He pretty much just devotes himself to whatever it is he is doing at the time. Mavis is always focused on something. Being so very on top of everything this makes it easy for Mavis to catch all the stupid things he'd say if he just acted on impulse. Doing such a thing sounds like suicide for Mavis. He always is watching what he says because he's messed up before. As a carefree child Mavis said some pretty unspeakable things. His prents were always laid back people and cussed daily. Their son soon picked up on this bad behavior and ended up showing his third grade class his sentence enhancers. Now that Mavis's well aware that you really have to watch what you say or you might just end up offending somebody he's one focused fellow, unlike many of his peers which tend to just disregard to sixteen year old's feelings.
athletic ,, Sports have always been a pretty big part of Mavis's life. With out the things he would surly be so bored out of his mind that he'd have to blow his brains out. Fortunately that's never been a problem for Mavis. The kid's sacraficed a lot to compete with others in such activities as track and cross country. Growing up Mavis was always known for being that kid on the playground that was picked first for a game because he was the best. No matter what you threw his way the boy seemed to excell at it. He couldhit a baseball so far out there and when it came to running that boy had everyone beat. Running became something Mavis really adored. He was faster then everyone it seemed and if he was tagged it then you should be prepared to sprint because even that wouldn't get you away. In middle school he was declared the school's fastest to run a mile ever in just six minutes and thirty two seconds. Many class mates and team mates are jealous of Mavis and his hard core skills but it's taken a lot of work to get to the top for the boy. He has to stay on top of everything to do good on the track or else something could go wrong. Being so very athletic, Mavis has very little time for anything other then sports and his school work which means a lot to him. Not to mention he usually spends a lot of time during the off season devoting imself for training and he makes sure he's fully prepped by the next season of every sport.
intelligent ,, Sports and school are basically wha consume Mavis's life. It can't be healthy to be so involved with both but some how the young man has managed to succeed in each department. He's the all star on the track team and he's probably one of the smartest young men in his class. He ranks fairly high at least and always seems to please his parents with the grades he gets. The Waters's have been buckling down on their boy over the years. Seeing him get As nearly his entire high school career it just seems expected of the boy. Having such a way with words Mavis is always sounding some what intelligent. It's very rare for the boy to sound dumb unless you count the way he speaks. But even then he sounds like a dork. It seems to just be in his voice and blood and there's no way around it. Even though Mavis is far more right brained he tends to score well in all of his math classes and was bumped up to geometry his freshmen year of high school which was quite awkward for the kid seeing all of the sophomores around him instead of the peers faces he had been used to and following basically his entire schooling career.
optimistic ,, All in all Mavis can tell that he probably isn't living life to it's fullest in some people's opinion but in his own head he truly is. Running is something he's always loved doing and all though Mavis knows that all his peers are partying their life away and he should be too he's content with the life he has. Mavis's well aware of the fact that he's basically a loser. There's no other way Mavis would want to be though. He's always the guy looking on the brighter side of things and being such a big loner he's managed to cherished the fact instead of just bring himself down about it. This way he's his own unique indiviual and if nobody can see such a thing then they're blind. Mavis would much rather live his life the way he'd liked to then by anybody elses standards. He likes himself just the way he is and wouldn't have it any other way, not even if you paid him. Mavis's rarely ever down and being the charmer that he is he's always got that goofy grin he's known for on his smiling face. Being so very optimistic Mavis often gives good advice. He can cheer nearly anyone up and doing such a thing usually brightens his own day as well. He sees no point in being depressed and wallowing in self pity. He's his own person and he loves himself and embraces all of his flaws like all of us should really come to do instead of being the fake bitches that fill schools these days.
fights problems with bigger problems,
family members,
- michelle hamm waters, mother, forty.
- jeremy waters, father, forty-three.
detailed history, Having a name like Michelle Hamm isn't very fun. Much like his mother through out Mavis's life he's constantly been made fun of. It's a sad sad story and not one person should have to live in such a degrading way. Fortunately for Michelle Hamm things started getting better once she entered high school. But to get better they had to get worse for a while which led to her dropping out of school, something nobody should ever do. A depressed Michelle picked up an interest in drugs and participated in other leisure activities such as drinking, partying, and sexxing. One night at a party she met a handsome young man named Jeremy. Jeremy Fischer. He was rather attractive and didn't make fun of her name once. Michelle was easy at such a young age and it didn't take long for him to take her to the back bedroom and show her a good time. After they had done such a sinful act, Jeremy claimed he had to go off to work and left the young lady with his phone number. About two days had gone by and Michelle finally got the courage to call. The phone rang several times until a young man who had to be that handsome boy she slept with spoke into the receiver. Michelle explained herself, asking if he had remembered her after he explained that he too was named Jeremy but he said that he had never been to a party once. It was very upsetting but he stayed on the phone with her once she grew hysterical. It was all a bit pathetic but the two ended up staying on the line entertaining one another for quite some time. Many hours went by that year talking to this mysterious man behind the receiver and eventually the two met in person. It most certainly wasn't the same Jeremy Hamm had given it up too.
Soon they became an item. Things started out well but like every relationship they had their rough patches. The two seemed to be the perfect match for one another and as soon as Jeremy realized he couldn't see himself spending the rest of his life with anyone else he asked Michelle to marry him. He was twenty four at the time where as she was just shy of twenty one, the legal drinking age. When Jeremy popped the question Michelle couldn't think of anything else to say but yes! The two became engaged and in a matter of months they got wed. It wasn't a big wedding, it was actually just the two of them along with a preist. It was one of the most memorable days in the two of their lives and they've both explained it to be magical.
Fortunately the magic lasted for many more years to come. Both wanted to have a family but they still felt as if they had so much more to do. After Jeremy's great uncle decided to kick the bucket, leaving the young boy behind four hundred thousand dollars the two decided to settle down some place new. After purchasing a new home in the lovely southern part of England where the sun ws always shining the two used the rest of the inherinets to travel. They spent a full year in London and another checking out the rest of Euroupe nearly hitting up every country on the petite continent. They shared many memories there and almsot forgot about their life in England. However once Michelle becae pregnant, the two moved back to the beautiful state. It would be their first and only child. And nine months after wards while in Scoutland, visiting Michelle's mother, Mavis Macaulay Waters was born. Like every other baby boy he was spoiled to death. Once the family had moved him to their home which had been unoccupied for quite some time in the city of sunshine they became a true family.
Mavis's young years aren't something that really affected him. He spent most of his days watching educational television and sleeping or sucking on his thumb. Surprisingly his teeth came out looking okay. Mavis started to speak at a young age and eventually learned how to read when he was just three years old. Of course it was only small things but when enrolled in kinder garten he had completed his first chapter book. Goosebumps were always his favorite. By second grade he had been called dork and nerd far too many times and he wanted to show his classmates they were all wrong by calling him such names. Mavis told his dad about his problem and he suggested that he'd pick up a sport or two. He started out with little league and could run the bases like no other. He was such a speed demon. At school on the playground, Mavis put away his fancy chapter books and began to participate in some of the games his class mates had going. Mavis grew quite attached to most of them. He found out that he could excell at both sports and school and decided to put it all into action. Mavis suddenly became popular amoung his peers for a short time because of his fame on the playground. If you wereon his team you were sure to win and if you were competing against him then be prepared to be taken down. However, all of this never seeed to get to Mavis's head. He was still a really nice guy to every one and never let himself get cocky.
This reputation followed Mavis up to middle school. He was said to be such a sweet heart by nearly every one. However, this was the time where boys and girls decided that they were ready for a relationship. Birthday parties weren't the sae anymore and when Mavis showed up for his friend Cassandra's he played his very first game of seven minutes in heaven. When his name got called to go into the closet with the girl he'd been admirring from a far since fifth grade his palms began to sweat and he became nervous. Mavis and the young female just starred for quite sometime. She was so beautiful. Finally she was the one who made the first move and went in for a kiss. Unfortunately Mavis's large nose sort of got in the way. The got tied in a land of lip limbo for a full two minutes and it couldn't have been more embarrassing when the girl got so fed up with Mavis she pushed him against the wall. It was a sad day for Mavis and word got out at school.
Fortunately things changed once high school rolled around. Mavis was still focused on his sporting and schooling career increasingly got better over time. He eventually received his first kiss at the age of fifteen and when he explained to the female that her lips were the first he'd ever gotten a chance to taste she was super turned off and ditched him. That's why Mavis's determined to stay focused on his education and the scholarship he's been aiming for by being number one on cross country and track these days. So girls are a second priority though he still does dream about the opposite sex quite a bit.
show us what you're made of,
For some reason over the years life had evolved into a cruel creature. She had turned into the one who liked to ruin everything. Now Valencia Wilde's life wasn't half bad but she still wasn't that well off. However, things were finally beginning to look up for her. Of course God couldn't have that though. The man upstairs sure seemed to like to torture his creations. It was a bit sick and demented but he had the power and now that he was bored of repeating the sem programming year after year, holiday after holiday he decided to have a little fun with it and let his people go a little crazy. Things were much more nteresting when drama was involved in them and God was quite the interesting dude so why wouldn't he enjoy himself a little excitment with his Earthlings every once in a while. Valencia couldn't say she really appreciated his decision of the day but she hadn't exactly come to realize exactly what it all consisted of yet. Still, the blue eyed baby always tried to tell herself that things would get better. Not to mention knowing that somebody else somwhere else was suffering a whole lot more then her. For Christ sake there were children straving in thrid world countries as she laid sprawled out in the center of one of Los Angeles biggest recreactional parks that seemed to continue to grow bigger and bigger each and every year.
At least Valencia's own problems were coming to an end; for the most part. When she had become an adult on her eighteenth borthday she had come here - to California. The states changed everything for her. However, the only way she could continue staying so happy was if she married somebody and with in a month she had settled down with a young man by the name of Harley Wilde. She became Valencia Wilde the September of 2006. It had been a happy day and her even though she knew very little about the man. Valencia and him spent the next month getting to know one another until he got the brilliant idea of enrolling in the marines. It was actually one of the stupidiest things Valencia had ever heard. He left that January and 2007 had been a lonely year for the girl. Still better then all the rest. Valencia was pleased to make it out of Russia. She rarely went out of the apartment her and Harley would soon both occupy but she soon found herself getting a job. Unfortunately that didn't last long because her English was poor. Still Valencia had needed to get out of the apartment she spent her days in. She wanted to let loose for once in her life so she some how managed to get into a club. Valencia ended up dancing her heart out the night before and ended up going home with a few new friends she had picked up at the pub.
It had been the girl's first time ever drinking and of course - she ended up doing some pretty stupid shit. Such as getting naked for a bunch of lesbians. Valencia didn't see any harm in sharing a simple shower with some new female companions until one decided to touch the inside of her thighs and come in for a kiss. Valencia sort of freaked out after that and got the hell out of that place. She didn't care the least bit that she was leaving her bar and pants behind and didn't seem to care when she put on somebody elses panties and high heels before running off. By the time Valencia was sure she had lost the other ladies she ended up snapping her sandal and tripping in the bushes at Bernard's Park. Her knee ended up getting quite scraped up. That was all Valencia really remembered and as her numb body laid in a grubby bush. Her ass mooning the world in the bright blue panties that seemed to be maid out of wool. Whatever they were it all just felt like they had been part of a nightmare. Saddly, that horrific dream was true and as Valencia let out a small whine on account that her body was more then sore.
That was when Valencia rolled onto her back and felt the brisk breeze. Why was it so freezing in her apartment. The girl tried feeling for her blanket but when she felt the texture of a bunch of leaves she grew suspicious and her eyes finally fluttered open greeted by the earth's moist embrace and the sun's bright rays shone down on her body. That's when her eyes widened and she got a horrific thought pop into her head. Had the roof been ripped off her building? As she looked around her apartment's building was nowhere in sight but the park Valencia had visited the week before was surrounding her. She looked down at her body which was barely closed and gasped. She then jumped up and began to breath heavy. What the fuck was going on? Her stomach hissed at her and she could feel the acid bubbling with in her. As she held her tummy tightly she stumbled off as she appeared to the public. Her blue eyes were just about ready to pop out of her head as the kultz tripped. This was probably the worst way to ever wake up as she tried to make her way out of the area. She'd call for a taxi cab as soon as she got to the street. However, it was very unlikely that a driver would want her bony but in their back seat. The small girl felt somewhat better as she saw how empty the place was. Still she didn't want any one to even look her way so as quiet as possible she sprinted towards the exsit.
Unfortunately that consisted of her heels sinking in the grass and as she tried to kick the shoe off she ended up losing control and a shrill queal spilled out of her soft lips. As her body rolled down the grass her porcelian skin picked up a few stains as her feet met the water's edge. The girl let out a sigh of relief, she could only feel the water on her toes and as she got to her knees she saw how bad she was messed up. The little clothes she had on were unrecognizable and were covered in flith. If things couldn't get worse her body was in a world of pain and her legs felt woozy, she wasn't sure she'd be able to get up. The poor little blonde began to pout and soon enough she was sitting in the park with her underwear one crying like a child but what else could she do? The girl tried to get a hold of herself and lift her frail body up as she got to her feet she of course had to fall backwards and before she knew it her body was sumerged in the filthy pond water and she had let out the most pathetic yelp in the history of man kind.
